Take your client-side apps and shove ‘em

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I’m really warming up to Google’s idea of how the web should be, and I’m not talking the design or the conent, but moreso the delivery.  Instead of using client-side applications–that is, installing a program on your desktop computer–people should be moving into the client-LESS world.

In a client-less world, you don’t need to install an application on your PC…you can use everything web-based.  Instead of running Outlook or Thunderbird or–God, shudder–Eudora, you just open a web page to get your email.  There’s many, many benefits to using web-based applications, and I’m really coming around to it.  There are, however, many disadvantages to this way of thinking as well.

Just like water, electricity, and cell service, the web is becoming another always-on technology for many people.  Some people have SmartPhones even to extend that reach (like moi).  But it’s relatively easy to get on the web, and in a client-less world, all you need is the internet and a browser to get into your applications.  The flip side of this, of course, is that many people don’t have easy access to the internet.  My counterpoint to that is that if more services offered web-based (client-less) applications, more people could afford to have the internet available.  If individuals have to pay $1000 for a 2.3 GHz dual-core system with Blu-Ray drive because that’s the latest-and-greatest at their Best Buy/Wal-Mar/Buy More/electronics super center, then sure, they probably won’t make the move to get onto the internet.  But if they can get by with a smaller system system with nominal specs and without all the whiz-back new-fangled technology–and for a fraction of the cost–then people can afford to get on the internet more.  When you have client-less applications, spli-dow, you don’t need the Gigantor 5000 computer any more.  Reference the eee PC, netbook, One Laptop Per Chiled, etc. for this side of the argument.

So you have a computer, or even a lower-end computer.  To my knowledge, 70-80% of the average computer user (nay, probably more than that), only get on the computer to surf, email, and transfer music & pictures.  You don’t need the Gigantor 5000 computer with quad-core CPUs, a Blu-Ray drive with LightScribe and expandable media bay.  You don’t need to pay $1000 for it either.  You only need the basic computer to launch a web browser for all these features.  For email: you have your web-based email application, like Hotmail or Yahoo, and the far superior Gmail (from Google, SHOCK!).  For music, you have Amazon MP3, with it’s vastly superior DRM-less music library (and still, only $.99 a tune, SNAP).  And for pictures, you have Flick or Snapfish.  DONE.  No need for Outlook (for email), no need for iTunes (bleeeh), and no need for whatever ghetto application came with your Kodak EZ Share camera.  You don’t need to install these clients and piss away your precious CPU resources.  Additionally, most applications nowadays aren’t just stand-alone executables…they require installs, and even then, the install isn’t *just* for the application…they will install hooks into your other applications, into your OS (such as annoying system-tray applications).  All this crap wastes resources too.  The common user doesn’t know how to combat these applications from performing these actions (tip: just try “Custom install” sometimes during setup, that can help a lot!)

On top of all this, if you don’t have client software installed on your PC for these applications, you have a fringe benefit as well as saving money buy not requiring a schwanky computer system: security.  If you don’t have client software installed, you don’t have to keep it up-to-date with security patches.  Instead. patches or security updates are done by the application provider (!!!!).  The flip side to this point is that you open yourself up to greater security risks by keeping your private data on the servers that host the web-based application (such as email or calendar appointments).  To this, I say phooey.  Truth be told, many web-based application providers provide better security than most brick-and-mortar data storage places.  I trust Google with my email more than I would trust the Veterans Affairs office with my SSN, or the local clinic with that faded-ass personal file that they just hang all willy-nilly on the wall outside my office.  Plus, your email is already on a shit ton of other servers everywhere else, your credit card info in even more areas, and your personal information is scattered throughout so many countless random locations you would shit yourself if you found out how easy it is to get.  This isn’t an excuse for the insecurity of your current data; but rather a statement that starting off with something that is built with security somewhere in the forefront of it’s mind (like Gmail) is a better step than what we did 20 years ago.  Also, don’t be a complete fucking moron and use a 5-character password like your dog’s name or your initials.  You deserve to have your shit stolen if you’re this idiotic.  It’s the 21st century–we’re about to colonize mars–and the most blabbed about crime nowadays on the talky box is identify theft.  So get the net: get a good password, stoopid.

Client-less applications have replaced everything on my computer that I once had some piece of crap, system-resource-wasting software for.  I used to use Microsoft Outlook for my email, calendar, and contacts.  Now I use Gmail for email and contacts.  I also use Google Calendar for my calendar application.  I use Google Documents for my spreadsheets and document files.  I use Google Notebook for the notes I jot down when I’m on the run (thank you, Blackberry!).  And all of these client-less applications can be accessed from anywhere with an internet connection.  Shazam.  On top of that, if you have a SmartPhone–say, a Blackberry?–you can get that anywhere anywhere.  Anywhere.  That’s tits, my friend.  And that’s the beauty of a client-less world.

Now I could expound upon this conversation by introducing you further into the realm of client-less worlds, by adding in mentions and uses for Google Gears, bookmarklets, and browser extensions, but we’ll save that for another lesson, children.  Right now, grab yourself a good browser great browser and start experiencing the client-less lifestyle.  You may just learn to love it, like I did.

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Random thoughts while being sick

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So after a heavy night of drinking on Saturday, I woke up Sunday sick as hell.  Not a happy place for me since–as Rachael will quickly point out–I’m a very whiny sick person.  But so it was that I had every possible symptom of the typical head and chest cold on a beautiful Sunday morning afternoon.   I’m still actually shaking this cold: I took Monday and Tuesday off, and got sent home by co-workers on Wednesday.  It’s still not gone, but I deem my self no longer contagious and have returned to work.

While sick, I knew I needed to hype up my immune system with Vitamin C.  I’m pretty sure I took all the wrong possible Vitamin C-increasing measures possible, such as drinking lots of Vitamin Water (expensive, yet delicious), and taking Airborne (which only really works before your sick, I guess).  So I came up with a little concoction: Vitamin Water and Airborne!  I took a little big of the orange-flavored Vitamin Water and dropped an Airborne tablet it.  Turns out, it wasn’t that bad.

Gorgeous weather always shows up when I’m stick.  Just like when I have Guard drill on the weekends, you can be guaranteed that it’s going to be a nice day weather-wise.  It’s fucking typical.

I watched the following movies: Transformers, Sunshine, Ocean’s 13, Requiem for a Dream, Vacancy, and  American Gangster.  Easily American Gangster was the best.  It was the first time in a while that a movie trailer that actually made me want to see a movie didn’t actually do enough justice to the film to show what potential it really had.  Go see it when it opens on Friday, the 2nd of November.  I’m not going to tell you how I was able to see it.  It’s a secret.

Come to think of it, drinking must really wear down your immune system.  I mean, I was not only hung over on Sunday, but also sick.  Irony?  Nope.  Drinking makes your more susceptible to not only doing stupid things, but also colds and flu.  Maybe I caught it while leaning up against the side of that dumpster at Shooter’s while taking a piss.

Thera-Flu is gross.  I don’t care what “flavor” they say they give it, it all tastes like pungent, warm piss.

There isn’t shit on TV right now.  All the good stuff that normally would be going is mid-season starters this year.  I’m finding myself watching a lot of Discovery HD and History HD channels.  Not a bad gig, but do I really care about the monster in Lake Champlain?  Not really.

Ski season is near.  Lutsen is supposedly opening in less than three weeks (three weeks!).  I’ve got my Lutsen Pass, my Spirit Mountain Pass, and my Giant’s Ridge pass.  I’m just waiting for the Mount Bohemia passes to go on sale and I’m going to be full-throttle.  I suppose I should probably piece together a trip out West sometime soon.

It’s almost time to go to the cabin.  Not too long now, only a day.  I should take tomorrow off, the excitement is killing me.  I will be sure to wear a coat and hat so when my immune system is taking a 6%-by-volume licking, I don’t catch cold again.

My mom is having a knee replaced soon.  This scares me, not that she’s going to have something bad happen, but just the thought of surgery as a whole and the recovery and rehabilitation afterward.  My mom is very tough, and I know she’ll be fine, but the thought of what they do to you when they replace your motherfucking bones scares the piss out of me.  Hopefully I can go down and see her soon…which fucking reminds me…

…I have to go to Washington D.C. for one whole day for work.  What a waste.  I’m not even sure what I’m going for.  And I have to go when my mom goes under the knife.  This sucks.

I guess I’ve wasted enough time at work finishing up these thoughts.  Back to work!

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