Underappreciated Express? Jump on!
News‘Cause I’m the mother fuckin’ captain, bitch! Want to do 100% of the work expected of you, plus an extra 25% because you actually might give 1/3 of a fuck about your job? Want to get recognized for 0% of it, but get treated like a complete shithead? You’re on the right track!
The selfish/cocky/too-stupid-to-realize-it/just-plain-don’t-give-a-fuck-about-you train will leave the station approximately 25 minutes after the Underappreciated Express and will arrive at the same time, riding your coat tails. But wait, they’ll also demand everything from you and leave you with nothing…not even self-dignity! Get the bags!
Both trains leave with destinations to Work, Home, and Friendship. The only place we don’t arrive at is Family. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
If you are are unsure which train you need to take, please ask the station attendant and he’ll point you in the right direction.